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detumescence 

Tumescence in reverse; the process where, after ejaculation, a man's penis shrinks and reverts to "normal" pre-sexual size.
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"I get boners quick but after sex I lose them quick too. My dick goes back to normal size before I can say "detumescence".

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detumescence by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010
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Past of Detune, which means being out of tune.

#Detuning: Gerund of detune.

#Detuner: someone, something or somewhere is detuning.
"...He's like a detuned Radio..." Thom

"The colors detone with your face."

"The singer detones and almost turns me crazy."

"I'm detuning with the group."

"Lucas can play guitar, but when he's singing is a real detuner."
detuned by GoodByeFish October 3, 2007

detuneslop

Referring to the content of TikTok FL Studio composers that apply slide notes to a saw wave, detune it into a chord, and call it heavenly.
A: bro how can anyone listen to this detuneslop
detuneslop by CertifiedNT June 1, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026