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1. Anyone who sees/reads innocent comments on his desktop (usually displayed social network websites) and refers/understands it sexually/ pornographically.

2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)
1. GIRL (on a comment thread): So like I stuck my hand out and gave the poor beggar some candy and he just snatched it from me greedily!! He must have been so hungry!

Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!

GIRL: PERV!

2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!
by Sarukris January 12, 2011
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