deskercise 

A short, vigorous, unstructured workout performed to the beat of uptempo, energetic music. Usually done while seated at one's desk.Designed to give cubicle dwellers and other desk jockeys a quick sanity break and a chance to recharge their minds.

Dude1: I'm so stressed over this 3rd quarter strategic D9xc logistic analysis project.
Dude2: You need a deskercise break. Check out this P-Funk jam. Just don't fall our of your chair.

deskercise by SerennaT April 22, 2011

Deskraiser

An exceptional type of erection/boner often induced by the internet which raises your desk by around 1-2 inches.

When Ringham turns on the internet its usually only 5 minutes before something gives him a deskraiser. Can often be attributed to midget porn and or Emma Watson.

Deskraiser by eddbutter March 12, 2013