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The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.
Frustrated with a project, I decided to knock out a desk jerk one night I was working late.
by heavyburtation April 09, 2011
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