Deceptive Fart 

A deceptive fart would be when you are about to fart, and just before the fart leaves your asscheeks, you realize it is in fact Shit. Therefore resulting in you having to clench said bumhole and try to suck the poo up. Can result in failure, where you shit yourself, or excruciating pain.

Robert: "Man I thought I had to fart but I shit myself."
Wesley: "That's the worst deceptive fart ever!"

Deceptive Fart by 420GanjA420 April 2, 2012

deceptive stoner 

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.

Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look

deceptive stoner by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016

deceptively athletic

Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual

Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17

deceptively athletic by Jc071184 March 22, 2017

descriptive writing 

Descriptivfe Writing is a type of writing where you describe something using many very descriptive adjectives.

This is an example of Descriptive Writing -->

"The golden-maned horse thundered through the lush green meadow and then it stopped. It bent its neck to the green grass and sniffed the sweet smell of the colourful flowers."

descriptive writing by xRandomHeartsx May 26, 2006

self-descriptive 

An adjective meaning "It describes itself", the meaning of some words describe the word itself, for example:

cool is a cool word
arcane is an arcane word
dull is a dull word
monosyllabilic is not a monosyllabilic word
So cool, arcane and dull are all self-descriptive words

self-descriptive by wonderfool April 7, 2004

Descriptivism 

A theory that Boletus is just Riverman on an alt, masturbating through his steaming tears after a ban.

I can't believe that descriptivism proved that Joe has arms.

Descriptivism by free my man dday November 6, 2018

Deceptivecon 

A massively publicized or accepted information that appears empowering and for your best interest but is really intended for your long-term harm, loss or destruction.

A well Known Deceptivecon is Lientists telling the public that consuming petroleum made pharmaceuticals are more healthier than consuming natural occurring herbs.

Deceptivecon by Seven Spirits July 15, 2023