discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Description 

On YouTube, it's something that we use to give information about our videos that make anything that isn't too self explanatory a whole lot more clear, or to present the video as more interesting. Countless YouTubers ignore these often resulting in the posting of a stupid comment or question that's unnecessary because it was likely to be answered in the *drumroll please...* description!

These comments tend to become so sad that users need to include 20 FAQs in their descriptions because the idiots won't shut the hell up.

Read the comments to any video posted by GuitarHeroPhenom and you'll understand. They're also enough to keep someone entertained for a while, as the stupidity is legendary.

A good description:
This is a video of my transcription of awesome music from Zelda on Finale NotePad, enjoy. btw, click here to see the making of this for proof that it's legit.

Comments for this video:

This is so obviously faked its unbelievable, why r people so gullible?? morons

hey u speeded that up!

wats the name of da song i need 2 no thx

do u take a request?

where's you proof idiot?

what editing softwaer do u use?

u didnt realy compose that u just downloaded a midi file u fail so mucjh go suck my balls!!!!

Read the fucking description next time, please.

Description by X172 August 21, 2009

Describtion 

That's when you talkin' 'bout yo crib.

That dude wanted to rent my apartment, but he needed a describtion first.

Describtion by victoryheman March 24, 2010

destription

dih-STRIP-shuhn
- noun
1. a statement picture in words or account that describes a woman without clothing; descriptive representation of the female body
2. the act or method of describing female nudity, usually by a man
3. the act of "destripping"

A guy's "destription" of a woman: "Man, she is so hot, I haven't seen her naked but her legs are great, her ass is plump and her bosoms are at least a C."

destription by lifedoesntexist April 25, 2011

doorman discretion 

That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.

I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.

doorman discretion by Mongo23 June 1, 2006

No Discretion 

Not giving a fuck. The people in the group are some bad ass mo' fuckas.

Slappin' a bitch, not giving a shit, living life on the edge..No Discretion.

No Discretion by Your moma. November 27, 2010

describation 

Describation is the describing of descriptions.

Tom: "So what did she say Jim?"

Jim: "Well, she said that you were tall, dark, and handsome.

Tom: "That's good news...good describations."

describation by King_Ninja November 7, 2008