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degarade 

A mixture of vodka and sports drink (ex. Gatorade) in a sports drink bottle to conceal the fact you are drinking.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the superbowl party with my parents?

Guy 2: Yeah! I've got a bottle of degarade so we can enjoy the night too.
degarade by benoe garcia March 10, 2011

Desparate Douchebag 

A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.

Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?

Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?

Guy1: He told her that he loved her.

Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?

desparate 

When horny males over the age of 16 follow and hook up with girls of the age of 14 and under.
male #1: dude lets sneak out to jenna's house tonight! i hear shes having a sleep over with her friends so there will be plenty of underage chicks to go around!

male #2: niceee man im in!

male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desparate!
desparate by yankeesfan2200 July 24, 2009

Desparate Sandwich 

A threesome that results from three people that are hardly attracted to each other, if at all, but the convenience of presence, and the desire of sex is too great
Dude, I was with Dave and Sarah last night, and it ended in a Desparate Sandwich.

Desparate 

When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary four times and get denied every single time
I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to get a word on Urban Dictionary. I'm so desparate. I hope this word gets published *hint hint*
Desparate by doink April 8, 2019

Derpaderp 

A case in which a person or animal is so cringy that there are oddly funny
I felt like such a derpaderp when I horribly answered the question wrong.
Derpaderp by Da flash (comic) March 4, 2018