DERF

Doesn't ever Research Facts

Noun: A failed attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.

Verb: Failing an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.

Person-describing noun: A person who's failed an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.

This stupid Facebook repost from FOX News is such a DERF.

Some crazy door-to-door preacher came over and DERFed for ten minutes about how bananas prove Creationism.

He says I'm going to jail for cutting off a mattress tag. What a DERF!

by Logic-Bomb July 25, 2014

derf

to mess up a word by mispronouncing it.

I un-derfed my cat.

by Underfed June 5, 2010

Derf

A bold and corageous urban warrior. A fierce enemy.

We should all strive to be a Derf.

by Pedroumbrella October 18, 2007

Derf

the act of gettin fucked up, or describing that someone is fucked up or got fucked up

im tryna to get derfed tonight

did u see that nigga fall? he got derfed.

damn u lost 10-0, you got derfed

by DerfyMcDerf April 22, 2009

derf

A person of unusual agility and skill.

I don't really want to play her. I hear she is a derf.

by 2forme November 13, 2007

Derf

A wonderful humourous individual. Usually an adult. The kind who would make an excellent coach, parent etc.

We should be so lucky as to have him as a coach, he's a derf.

by rellim April 7, 2005

derf

it means when your parents are fornicating and you walk in on them and join in

Jason was caught derfing (verb) and sent to jail where he derfed (verb) again

by Rodney's sock May 11, 2022