A new number that will be made globalized and reprinted into every dictionary, schoolbook, printed onto every calculator, and everywhere else that contains numbers, as of June 27th 2063. It is between 5 and 6 and is a combination fo both. It has the top of a 5 and the bottom of a six.
by mizzlefftie012 July 16, 2011
Noun:
Someone who is an idiot, annoying person, jerk, etc.
Verb:
The act of doing something stupid, lame or annoying.
Adjective:
Something that is rather lame, tedious, annoying, uncool, bad, etc.
Someone who is an idiot, annoying person, jerk, etc.
Verb:
The act of doing something stupid, lame or annoying.
Adjective:
Something that is rather lame, tedious, annoying, uncool, bad, etc.
Schmitty: That Shane guy is such a derf.
Joe: Yeah, he really derfed up that photo.
Cameron: It was such a derfy thing to do.
Brodie: Derfalicious indeed.
Joe: Yeah, he really derfed up that photo.
Cameron: It was such a derfy thing to do.
Brodie: Derfalicious indeed.
by camblyth June 21, 2011
by smrtpnts December 4, 2011
Verb: to Derf is to purposfully send someone the wrong way, or to trick someone into going the wrong way. You have to strike it with such confidence and not to stutter that they do not second guess you and still believe they are going the right way. Even when they know they have gone the wrong way, they blame or doubt themselves.
by Joeseppe July 15, 2019
The process of: executing a handstand; masturbating during handstand; ejaculating in direction of mouth; regaining post orgasm senses and gracefully avoiding free-falling wad. A professional sport in parts of Oregon.
Did you hear Sunshine Bear died while in the derf last night?
No…how?
His dad caught him in the act and beat him to death.
No…how?
His dad caught him in the act and beat him to death.
by Lupus Lavign. July 12, 2006
Kick-ass cartoonist. Draws & writes 'The City'. Created 'My Friend Dahmer'. Not respected by enough people.
by Raewyn June 15, 2004