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Driveway Derelicts 

(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.
1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!

2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
Driveway Derelicts by Ileah519 December 8, 2011
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isla vista derelict 

Annoying, nomadic non-student denizens of Isla Vista (IV), near the U.C. Santa Barbara campus; in the late 1970s, held court in IV's famed Dog Shit Park (DSP).
"...that brazen Isla Vista Derelict (IVD) just asked if I wanted to buy nose candy..."

Derelicious

A delicious man whose name starts with a D. He is so amazing that they had to make him the 32nd flavor at Baskin Robins.
"Last night Derelicious Moresex took me around the world and back, all before the check came!"

Guy 1: Are you Derelicious?
Guy 2: Why don't you try me and find out?
Derelicious by The Derelicious June 29, 2010

derelicte 

a fashion; a way of life inspired by homeless, vagrants,and crack whores
howard, you look derelicted out with that hole in your shoe.
derelicte by pabs momoney September 22, 2005
From the movie Zoolander, meaning to lick.
I can derelick my own balls thank you.
derelick by Rae G. February 20, 2005
A derelict or "derro" is a person with no past or future.

Originating from the suburbs of Australian cities, derelicts are categorised by their dependencies which will often include any form of welfare they can con their way into: unemployment, child support, trust housing, disability (for depression), etc etc.

Derros contrast with the common bogan in that they direct their culture and existance towards their own selfish dramatics rather than along racial or sporting grounds (not that this also has a place in their world).

Derelicts are community and family orientated, and will often spend their hours congregating to share how bad they have it and scheming new ways to exploit other individuals or organisations from their money.

Most of their pursuits will revolve around gambling, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, hoarding of furniture and trinkets, getting revenge, get rich quick schemes, badly written letters to family services/politicians, replacing the dead pet cat/dog/rabbit/fish (they're bound to have dozens of these suffering from neglect); petty theft; screaming or beating their kids for being kicked out of another school.
Fat, old woman- "Auntie Deb owes me money from her last Grandparents for Grandchildren payment so I'm goin over there to write her letter to the MP, pickup the outdoor setting she doesn't want and then we're gunna have a flutter on the pokies. I tell you, busy busy!!"

Observer - "Fkn derelict.."
derelict by Stubie6 June 28, 2010
One whom is of the white trash community, poor, has no working job, and unpleasant to be around. One may shorten the word derelict to the following words: Darell, Big D, Double D, FORREST,or D approved. It dosen't matter how you say it, it all means the same thing. One may be embarrassed to be around a Darell but face it, we all have a little Darell in us.
Wow dude you just killed the joke Forrest, I mean Derelict!
derelict by Logan Preston December 22, 2007