Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.
A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'