Depressant

depressant

1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.

2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.

3. A relationship.

4. A member of the opposite sex.

John-"Hey whats wrong with you Timmy?"

Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.

Depressant by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010

Depressants 

Ants that help you when you are sad. They may be therapy ants, or just good friend ants. Either way, they are ants. This is not to be confused with the medically prescribed anti depressants. These are just for any person who feels down.

Person 1: I'm feeling sad..
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: yeah.. My depressants will help me.

Depressants by Sockth December 28, 2018

Depressengers 

The team you join when you realize you are too fat, lazy and out of shape to be a super-hero and too stupid to be a super-villain.

"The Despicable Bulk. Whore. Can't-Man, Black Man/her, Fat Piggo, and small Dick Fury. Depressengers ASSEMBLE!"

Depressengers by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

Shlappy Depressants 

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

Shlappy Depressants by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022

depressedticles 

When you are sad for two reasons:
A) You are a girl
B) You're a guy and you just lost your balls.

"Dude I'm depressedticles,I Just lost my balls"

depressedticles by intohugger4 January 22, 2009

depressedtyler 

weird man

u. know that depressedtyler kid yeah hes so weird

depressedtyler by borongo October 29, 2020

depressant

someone who, when seen or spoken to, illicits a downer affect on your mood and emotions.

I was in such a great mood until I talked to Brandi. She is such a depressant.

depressant by Scroty-G October 6, 2009