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dental floss 

The underwear women wear nowadays
I'm a trenduie, with my gap hoodie, jeans and dental floss.
dental floss by ih December 3, 2003

Dutch Dental Floss 

The act of plucking the hairs from your butt/grundle, and use them as floss to get food out of your teeth.
Jimmy: Yo Craig, you have some food in your teeth.
Craig: It's alright. I'll just use my dutch dental floss to get it out.
Dutch Dental Floss by TommyBahama October 14, 2012

dental floss 

Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed
Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"

Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"

Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>

Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>
dental floss by Gma June 9, 2005

Dental Floss 

A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.
Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!
Dental Floss by Urine Therapy January 26, 2009

Mexican dental floss 

A small portion torn from the foil wrapper from one's burrito, used to clean between the teeth.
Man, that carne asada sure got stuck between my teeth. Good thing I have some Mexican dental floss!
Mexican dental floss by jac3 May 17, 2008

nature's dental floss 

pubic hair stuck in your teeth
I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.
nature's dental floss by I am Achmed September 25, 2008