Demtard 

Most members of the Democratic Party.

Any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the Democratic Party, without question.

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"

Demtard by CatBoners June 4, 2009

Demtard 

A political activist that self describes as being a victim, or of being oppressed and afflicted by the belies of others. Someone that refuses to open their mind to simple facts and truths. A person that believes everyone is free to think as they choose as long as it is the same as they think. A person that can magically change form and or gender at will. A true definition of privilege. An ideal that rejects any and all traditional value.
Example: Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truth, fact, or anything they had said or done in the past.

Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truths, facts, or anything they had said or done in the past. A demtard believes they can justify anything with their feelings alone.

Demtard by FerroArts August 23, 2018

Danitard 

A brain dead fan of Danica Patrick. Typically they do not realize Danica Patrick is an overhyped midpack racer who only survives in the IndyCar Series because she is willing to dance around in a bikini like a Grade B stripper. Danitards typically know nothing about motorsports and spend countless hours masturbating to Danica Patrick bikini photos.

See that loser with the hairy palms and the vacant look in his eyes, he is a big time Danitard who believes Danica Patrick is a great race car driver.

Danitard by Gomer Pyledriver March 11, 2009

debitard 

One who get's drunk and uses their debit card irresponsibly.

I'm such a debitard, I spent $224 buying everybody in McDonald's their meal because I didn't want to wait in line.

debitard by Nich Davis March 28, 2010

Danitard 

Noun-colloquial expression for semi-official uniform consisting of a black running shirt, blue jeans and black Jesus sandals. Commonly found in Austin, TX. Variations include said black running shirt with black running shorts.

"Dude, don't you ever wear anything but the Danitard?"

Danitard by Matty Southside June 22, 2009

Demtard 

Demtard

He voted demtard

Demtard by anonymous September 23, 2020

dentard 

A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.

Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.

dentard by Aaron J. R. June 12, 2008