A tiny state (second in the US) that is like a tumor on Maryland, while kind of poking New Jersey, being capped by Pennsylvania, and chillen with the Atlantic Ocean. It's capitol is Dover, and it is deemed the "First State" considering it was the first state to ratify the constitution and the first state to enter the union. Since then (around 1776) It's pretty much done nothing else though.
New Jersey: "Hey Pensylvania watcha been up to"
Pennsylvania: "Ya Know Honing the Amish as thier race slowly dies out, while New York's population slowly leaks into me, what about you"
New Jersey: "I'm having Atlantic City visitors waste away thier money and dreams while containing Princeton and The Jersey Devil, how about you Maryland"
Maryland: "I'm full of Crabs and have a Tumor growing on me that hasen't done anything for a couple hundred years"
Deleware:"Meh"
Pennsylvania: "Ya Know Honing the Amish as thier race slowly dies out, while New York's population slowly leaks into me, what about you"
New Jersey: "I'm having Atlantic City visitors waste away thier money and dreams while containing Princeton and The Jersey Devil, how about you Maryland"
Maryland: "I'm full of Crabs and have a Tumor growing on me that hasen't done anything for a couple hundred years"
Deleware:"Meh"
by Tykler August 14, 2009
by gina1316 November 10, 2011
to be omnipitent,know it all.
by new bonix May 3, 2006
Dressing like George Washington and taking your false teeth and inserting them into the woman's ass while fucking her. Then you put the teeth back into your mouth and jizz in her hair to make it white like a George Washington wig. Then you and her go for a wonderful boat ride across the Deleware River.
by Diry Ry November 4, 2010
When you fuck a girl in the ass and put your fingers in her ear hence making her look like frankenstein.
by Pete Willie August 5, 2007
Term used to refer to smoking weed when around those who would think poorly of you, or used to peer pressure a friend into leaving his homework to go expand his or her mind.
by Pond Str. November 2, 2007
I ran out of toilet paper while getting a blump, so I gave the bitch a Deleware Duck Rub, all fixed.
by brirosurf November 10, 2009