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Deringer Scale 

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.
Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.
Deringer Scale by Tw1g December 6, 2010

Delingering 

An adjective used to describe the feeling of a stick being shoved in the make genitals
“Hey mark how was your day
“It was so bad I could have compared it to delingering”
Delingering by User3628375739 June 13, 2019

Denkinger 

A true keeper. This man is extremely sweet and definitely cares for you a lot. Don’t let him go.
He’s a denkinger, he’s literally so nice.
Denkinger by thefaxspeaker November 18, 2020

Deminger 

Noun. A creature, resembling a dementor from the Harry Potter Series that sucks out the souls of innocent girls. Wears a hood, and when said hood is pulled back, it is revealed to be a ginger.
Friend 1: Oh my goodness, did you hear about Tommy?
Friend 2: What happened to him?
Friend 1: He got his soul sucked out by a red haired dementor!
Friend 2: You mean a deminger!?
Friend 1: Yeah!
Deminger by TheYoungJLH September 22, 2012

Degingerate

A ginger degenerate. One who is first a ginger and secondarily a degenerate, or vice versa.
They say gingers have no souls, maybe that's why so many become degingerates.
Degingerate by Josquatch March 28, 2019

denkinger 

A motherfucking pimp. Never let this man goal.
He’s a denkinger, he’s literally so cool.
denkinger by thefaxspeaker November 18, 2020