deboning 

the act of removing the subscription cards from a magazine before you read it.

deboning by roy amos August 10, 2003

Deboning 

The artistic and culinary form of taking ones penis out of a vagina after a good and deep boning whilst trying not to spill ones "love nectar" inside in order to prevent the wicked syndrome/disease "knocked-up".

"Man, I tried to debone Ms. Lizzy after pounding that puna, but ended up jizzing in her ass instead."

"He tried deboning the chicken until it pecked his nuts."

Deboning by El Libertine March 22, 2010

Defoning 

Apparently how Tom Delonge (Lead singer of Angels and Airwaves) spells deafening... <<Not that anyone should ever, under any circumstances, question his reasons...>>

"And the houses, laid out like targets, with a defoning sound, we watched them all go down." - The War - We Don't Need to Whisper - Angels and Airwaves

Defoning by The Name's Nothin July 19, 2006

devoning 

v.
The act of randomly disappearing in a chat without saying where you are going, thereby announing all other parties involved.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?
Guy 2: He is devoning, he always does this

devoning by hatdudeman November 23, 2016

deboning the chicken 

Slang for sex, especially if it occurs prior to mealtime, and if mealtime involves poultry, so much the better. Also can be referred to as "deboning the chicken bag", to clarify the actual act.

"Frances, Hope and I are hungry. Are you and Jeffrey done deboning the chicken? If not, hurry up and finish deboning the chicken bag, so that you can get back to cooking."

deboning the chicken by Mike A.F. November 20, 2006

Demoning 

Demoning means laughing so hard you start to wheeze and make demonic noises.

“Bro I started laughing so hard I started DEMONING”

Demoning by tealfierce January 11, 2024

Demoning 

Laughing so hard you start wheezing and making demonic noises.

“What is that noise, Hoppy?”

“I keep laughing so hard I’m Demoning!”

Demoning by tealfierce January 11, 2024