Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.
by Formaldehyde June 18, 2008
The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.
by Mac The Frog April 30, 2019
by Wormslayer44 May 22, 2017
The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.
In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.
by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010
The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.
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The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
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The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.
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"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
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"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
by EL KooL May 7, 2010
A Dehydrated Dyke is the same thing as a Thirsty Bitch, only a lesbian. Dehydrated Dykes are also refered to as "Shelbys" by certain people.
by NickO-Luvs-Hoes July 3, 2021
by SageTheWitchyEnby December 5, 2020