| 1. | Definition-Chain | ||
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When you are reading a definition of something and it has several slang words in the definition of on the page itself that you become curious of and then search there definition, this cycle can last for several hours if one is not careful. While reading the definition of 80 Flight Hoe and then had to Definition-Chain the word skeezer which then leaded me to become curious of the word Wall Slider which leaded me to the definition on wall socket sex and so on and so forth.
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| 2. | off the chain | ||
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It has one definition. Simply, wild, running wild out of control. REfering to your pit bull he is off his chain meaning he is out of control and could kill someone every body is freakin out. Same way with a killer party. "Damb dude that fuckin bike is off the chain, wicked bike"
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| 3. | chain | ||
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Modern definition: Bling worn around the neck, often made of gold, silver, or platinum. Featured in a Jibbs song.
Traditional definition: Metal links that are locked together to make a strong and flexible line. Chains are typically used for anchors and other places where high loads may be exerted on the line, particularly in large vessels. "Do your chain hang low
do it wobble to da flo do it shine in n the light is it platinum is it gold could u throw it over ya shoulda if ya hot it make ya cold do your chain hang low" -Jibbs |
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| 4. | chuck norris:the real definition | ||
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!) Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacifi... |
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| 5. | Chain Post | ||
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A fucking retarded post made by idiots on Facebook and MySpace that attempts to scare 9 year old kids into reposting some bogus, made-up, story about some tragedy and if they don't something bad will happen. These stories are 100% FAKE, as I have ignored them plenty and I am still alive and perfectly healthy. If these chain posts were real, I'd have died 5 years ago, and the world population would have seen a sharp decrease due to the amount of smart people ignoring these stupid posts every day. Seeing as the population has not been dropping as of late... it's fake. Case closed. I don't even want to give an example of this shit. Chances, are, if you looked up this definition then you already know what a chain post is anyway.
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| 6. | Vegan | ||
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One who has no grasp on the ecological concept of the food chain;
A person who doen't understand that if humans were not the dominant species on the planet, animals would be eating us; Someone who has no respect for the eating traditions and culture of others When I saw those Vegans protesting at the World Cup in Korea, apparently because they eat dog meat in that country, it made me want to kick every Vegan in the teeth. By locking themselves in cages, they not only looked ridiculous, but they also happen to be oblivious to the fact that Koreans have been eating dog meat for over 2,000 years.
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Comment submitted with request to Delete: "Humans believing they are the dominant species on the planet is just plain arrogance. "Kevin" apparently doesn't realize that every animal raised for consumption doesn't die willingly, each and every one of them are murdered in cruel & extremely painful ways. He should also know that humans have a fruit & grass eaters characteristic body type and weren't designed to handle meat very well, ex: meat-related cancer humans develop & the negative effects of cholesterol on the human body. "One who has no grasp on the ecological concept of a food chain..." The whole ecological concept must have something to do with this world's hunger problem: "80-90% of all grain grown in America is used to feed meat animals. A Harvard nutritionist, Jean Mayer, estimates that reducing meat production by just 10% would release enough grain to feed 60 million people." (What's Wrong With Eating Meat? V. Parham, PCAP Publications Cornona, NY) Vegans are caring individuals who have made countless sacrifices to help end the pain, exploitation, & murdering of animals on this planet, and have to "face the facts" to fully ... |
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| 7. | Axie Dugan | ||
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See also Gold-Chain-y Dugan, everyone-liked-him-because-he-was-Britishy-Dugan, Grinding-to-Country-Musicy-Dugan, and Shamey-Dugan.
Axie Dugan was an ex-boyfriend of mine who wore too much axe. We went out for three days and never kissed because he was gross and weird. We broke up through letters because he had the maturity level of a 5th grader. Then again, he was a freshman. Axie Dugan (in letter form): I think our three-day relationship isn't going too good.
Me: AACCKKK! Your axe is choking me through this letter, Axie Dugan! |
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