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1.
The act of pretending to go to the toilet for a shit (especially at work) solely for non-scatalogial purposes (i.e. to take some time away from your desk, read the newspaper, play a game on your iPhone, etc.)
- Any idea where Dave is?
- I saw him walking into the toilet with a copy of the Daily Mail. I think he might be engaging in a spot of defauxcation.
by burky1974 April 27, 2011