Deez Nuts

What came in the mail today.

Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"

by Anya Braginski July 5, 2015

Deez Nuts

yet another way to be an asshole

Example 1:

T: Primi was that the doorbell?

P: I dont know, go check nigga!

P: Who was it?

T: Deez Nuts!

Example 2:

T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?

P: What?

T: Deez Nuts!

P: pendejo.

Example 3:

T: Did you hear what happened today?

P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?

T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"

P: You said it first.

T: Tell it to the judge homo.

by T-Money&trade January 20, 2009

deezs nuts

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suck deezs nuts boiiii

by deezs nuts February 22, 2017

Deez nuts

A commonly eaten food in America

Deez nuts are amazing

by Brown hair July 9, 2015

Deez nuts

A creative joke to play on your fellow man.

1.have you seen D
2.d who
1.DEEEEEEZ NNUUUUUTTTTTS
2.your an asshole

by Mr Bootleg June 9, 2004

Deez Nuts

the best phrase ever, especially when used to tool females

Snoop: Yeah, so you want it on CD or on tape?
Host: How about a CD?
Snoop: CD? Well, CDeez nuts!
Host: Alright, well how about a tape?
Snoop: Tape huh? Aight, you can tape DEEZ NUTS to your CHIN.

by boom boom b July 20, 2004

Deez Nuts

The hanging sacks of flesh under a man's penis. Also known as testicles.

Yo bitch, you want to suck on deez nuts. Do you want these nuts in your mouth??

by dasmart one October 30, 2007