Deskcake 

The act of eating rotten, bitten chocolate cake that was found in a desk and then blaming others for daring you.

S:Hey Jordan there's cake in my desk... Eat it.

N:Yeah, I dare you.

J: Ok (he then eats whole slice of nasty deskcake)

S/N: Eeeewwwwwww!!!!

J: But you dared me to do it?

Deskcake by Big Optic Picks February 7, 2012

dooshcake 

some one who has surpassed being a dooshbag by a long shot.

That kid Kyle is a Fucking dooshcake.

dooshcake by Alex&Peter October 29, 2007

Deeshmadeesh 

A nickname given to those who possess remarkable strength or outstanding intelligence. To bestow this name upon someone unworthy of it is a crime against humanity punishable by years of suffering in the afterlife.

Bro, that Deeshmadeesh over there totally deserves his name. He just performed a perfect 20 ft high bottle flip while crossing me over in b-ball as he opened a bag of weed. His savagery level astounds me...

Deeshmadeesh by Therealslimdeesh June 19, 2017

Deathcake 

The act of putting a a piece of cake on top of a beer and eating it while chugging your whole beer.

o shit you just hit the fucking deathcake can... DRINK IT!!! eat it ?

Deathcake by DoucheSchnoogle May 28, 2009

deathcake pro 

n: A deathcake pro is created using the following ingredients: 3 pounds of bacon, 1 bag of shredded hash browns, 3/4 of a bag of shredded cheese, 8 eggs, milk, and a pancake. The bacon is cooked at once in the same pan, and the grease is left behind to cook the rest. The bacon is then sliced into small bits and put in the hash browns, cooking in a separate pan, and put with the eggs and milk which are cooking in the bacon grease pan. When almost cooked, mix the two in the bacon grease pan. Take all of this, and dish it onto a pancake, then cover it in maple syrup.

Guy 1: "The other day I got bored, and made a deathcake pro."
Guy 2: "Really? How'd that go for you?"
Guy 1: "I could feel my arteries clogging."

deathcake pro by Epicosity II May 10, 2011

Doishcake

Someone who is such a doish that if you placed them in an oven at 190 degrees for 45 minutes they would turn into a cake with a high doish content.

Roger: 'Harry is such an arrogant doish!'

Billy: ' I agree, he's right Doishcake isn't he'

Doishcake by comfy94a August 23, 2011