Deep Fried Twinkie

A guilty pleasure that should only be enjoyed every once in a while due its adverse effects to one's health.

Usually used in reference to describe a member of the opposite sex who is amazing in bed and crazy everywhere else.

Friend 1: My ex-wife is a deep fried twinkie.

Friend 2: What do you mean?

Friend 1: She is great to have sex with once or twice a year, but to have her every day would kill me unnaturally soon.

by Feydtoblack August 25, 2009

Deep Fried Twinkie

To have your penis sucked and then to cum in someones mouth immediately following anal sex.

Man, last night I Deep Fried Twinkied that chick!

by Thehighsix February 27, 2010

Deep Fried Twinkie

When i man becomes overly obssessed with viewing porn of the opposite sex(unless you dont go that way), and enjoys ejaculating to much, and results in a bruised foreskin. When this happens, you may tell your friends you have a deep fried twinkie.

Guy 1: Dude, i got a deep fried twinkie from looking at asian porn with your sister last night

Guy 2: Fuck you, you little cock sucker.

Guy 3: Go get a deep fried twinkie yourself!!!!!!!

by Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma November 19, 2006

Deep Fried Twinkie

The act of busting a fat nut inside your girls wet cunt and then after you fill her up like a Twinkie you splash hot oil all over her sloppy pussy.

Hey Gavin, you should’ve seen the load of jizz bellowing out of that Deep Fried Twinkie I gave your girl last night.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

Deep Fried Twinkie

When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.

Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.

Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!

Spank: No fucking way!

by Poondawg9 May 18, 2018