Deeker

Someone who generally doesn't really know what's going on at any given time. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.

P1: Did you see that girl throwing herself at Steve? He was totally missing all the signals
P2: That dude is such a fucking deeker

by Silty Clay Loam September 17, 2016

Deeker

a cute and friendly animal. preferably a dog

that deeker is so cute

by the emo redneck June 18, 2018

Deeker

A prequel to a sequel, or a movie in a series in which none of the original characters could appear ie: Alien vs. Predator. It occurs before the original Alien movies, yet after the original Predator movies, therefore characters from either series could not have a role.

Joe:Why doesn't Danny Glover just pop up and fuck up the Predators, and Sigourney Weaver could handle the Aliens?
Scott: Because he's old as fuck by now, and she's not even born.
Joe: Wait what? Isn't this a sequel?
Scott: Nah man, it's a fuckin' Deeker.

by Ryan Oliver July 3, 2006

deeker

the best web site ever

deeker is a site with diaper stories.

by unknown April 9, 2005

Cleveland deeker

A car full of chill people eating chill Swedish fish and talking about questionable sex acts

"Wow Gretchen that Cleveland deeker over there is so hot"

by TheFireBringer March 18, 2017