decocked

When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.

Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.

decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023

DeCock 

Removal of a mans penis by his ex-girlfriend

That fucking bastard, im goin to DeCock him!

DeCock by DevilsVamp August 21, 2008

Decockitated 

To have someone's cock cut off

the rapist was decockitated

Decockitated by DopyC October 6, 2019

DeCockxify 

If his cock is your drug... then DeCoxify is what a

girl or gay man has to do after a break up with a boyfriend one had highly addicktive great sex with.

Example: I miss sex with him so much I might have to check into Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify!

DeCockxify by HollyWood90027 January 16, 2011

Decockating

To pull your cock inside out

The man wanted to look like a woman so he decockating himself

Decockating by Timmy small bee April 4, 2020

decockgestant 

A cocksuckers remedy used to get rid of a bad taste in their mouth. Usually needed by men or women who constantly suck up to their boss to get ahead or feel important.

"He has been sucking up to his boss so much, he'll need some decockgestant to get the taste of his boss's cock out of his mouth."

"When she comes out from under her boss's desk, she'll need some decockgestant and some floss.

decockgestant by johnjamescecilalawishusIII September 11, 2011

Decockus 

A little braid or strand of hair left out of a girl's ponytail/ updo. Can also be found on men; When all of the man's hair is cut in a short buzz cut except a small part in the back which is usually long enough to braid.

I thought Milton was hott until he turned around and I was faced with his 6 inch decockus. It was braided!!!!

Decockus by DecockusAlmighty December 18, 2009