Top Definition
The sudden urge to poo that is instigated by the consumption of coffee or other caffeine based products.

Ie: to caffeinate oneself and then immediately deficate. Decafitate.
This morning, I drank a double espresso, then I decafitated.
by Trumpleton Parpsworth November 28, 2013
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