The awkward moment when lying in bed when one must decide which partner will be the big spoon or the little spoon. Generally, only occurs with same-sex relationships.
Rocky was shorter than his partner, Bulwinkle, but when Bulwinkle turned away, Rocky had to awkwardly figure out his next step in the big spoon debacle and reluctantly assumed the role of big spoon.
by Rocky Asif July 23, 2007
Where you're so fucked up that you can't find whatever it is you're looking for. When you wake up in the morning and find it in the pocket that you swear you searched 300 times.
Man, I was so hammered last night I couldn't find that bag for anything. I passed out in my clothes and it was right there in the same pocket I swear I looked in. What a pocket debacle!
by Catapulter May 14, 2021
Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.
Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
by LordFarquad71 February 12, 2015