Deadphones 

Head/earphones that no longer work

Guy 1: Dude can I borrow some headphones? I wonna listen to some sweet beats.

Guy 2: No, sorry dude.

Guy 1: Why, I thought you just got Dre Beats last week.

Guy 2: Yeah but they no longer work, they're Deadphones.

Guy 1: Man that sucks.

Deadphones by sieffy13 June 25, 2012

Dethphone 

The most brutal cell phones ever, made by Dethklok. Night time minutes start at 11 PM, and the phones can be used to kill trolls.

"This (dethphone) is heavy, it hurts my face. Boy I really hates it."

Dethphone by Loli2Poop January 26, 2008

Deadphone 

A person whose phone battery is always low or empty, despite any proximity to a charging cable.

I can never get ahold of Miranda, she's such a deadphone!

Deadphone by McKnowin July 29, 2015

Deadphones 

Unplugged headphones worn for the purpose of listening to those around you, while still remaining autonomous, and apparently unavailable.

My girlfriend wears deadphones on the subway because she likes listening to people, but hates getting hit on by random dudes.

Deadphones by FleurideanFive July 29, 2017

Deadphones 

Headphones that have quit recessing sound either immediately or over time a.k.a they don't work!

"My headphones are deadphones"

Deadphones by E_to_da_F April 15, 2010

Deathtone 

A total scrub that sucks at every game and is a faggot.

God, John pulled a Deathtone.

Deathtone by anonymousperson12345678910 September 5, 2011

deathwhore

A (usually female) person who is obsessed with death metal. A “slut” for death metal, if you will.

“That girl’s a deathwhore, she’s seen Obituary 4 times”

deathwhore by fearofnapalm January 17, 2024