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deathbread

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1. A usually dark extremely dark bread, often colored black using goth food coloring. Baked with cyanide and other highly toxic substances. Usually eaten on a deathbed. Usually speeds or induces death.
2. An exclamation used to convey a feeling of disappointment , dispair or doom.
1. My great uncle Kracker , who was a major anusbag to our family during his lifetime, was now breathing his last breaths , quietly munching his deathbread.
2. Punk 1: Those guys know it was us who threw molotovs at their crib! Punk 1: And, they know where you live!
Punk 2: Deathbread.
by Nathan L. July 5, 2005
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Deathbridge

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Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada
Slang term used too describe lethbridge
Deathbridge sucks major ass, theres shit all too do
by Karla January 30, 2004
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Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)
That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker
by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012
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A woman who loves a man secretly for years and only admits it when one of them is facing a life or death situation.
(Han Solo to carbon freeze)
Leia: I love you, Han.

(Anakin and Padme to death arena)
Padme: I love you, Anakin.
by Yep Yep July 10, 2005
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Deathrad

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When something is unusually or outstandingly deserving of recognition; in layman's terms "freaking awesome".
A man on a snowboard does a backflip.
A random bystander exclaims "dude, that's totally deathrad!"
A second random bystander inquires "what does that mean?"
The first bystander replies "if you have to ask you'll never know."
Random bystander number two says "awkward left handed chicken"
by Pineapple Faces July 23, 2011
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1. A beat played by a war drummer as troops march into battle, when the beat becomes a "charge" speed, it is a DEATHBEAT, signifying the approaching death of the enemy.
2. A thrash metal band from Seattle, WA
"Sound the DEATHBEAT"
by DEATHBEAT October 5, 2008
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Deathbed Relationship

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A phrase used to describe a happy couple whose relationship you believe will only end when they're both old, grey, and one of them is dead.
Ryan and Kiley are so happy together, that's a deathbed relationship right there.
by muchginger_wow August 17, 2014
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