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The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
Deaning by SakDaddy October 17, 2021
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SYBIL DANNING 

B-Movie Actress of the 1980's and early 1990's best known for her scantily-clad characters and gratuitous nudity, blending a tough persona and ass-kicking attitude with raw sex appeal. The 80's archetype of "tough and sexy", the kind of actress who'd fanboys bow down to and worship at her feet, even licking her boots to pay homage!
Ever see a movie with Sybil Danning in it? That chick filled out a bikini like a friggin' Amazon but I wouldn't get too close, she might cut ya balls off!
SYBIL DANNING by KnightWrite December 9, 2010

herb deaning 

When a man or a woman lays in the supine position(on their back) and a woman slams her pussy (vagina) repeatedly on their face until rendered unconscious and Herb Dean has to tackle them off to cease the vaginal onslaught.
When Rodney was asked about his black eyes he told his coworkers, "the plus sized stripper mounted my face and began Herb Deaning me."
herb deaning by Kokodamus August 28, 2018

Lord Denning 

Someone who is pretentious and tends to deviate away from the majorities decision just to seem intelligent.
"He's just being a Lord Denning.....prick"
When you go to town with your friends then go to get a piercing but actually go to an area that is known by the squad 'the den' and have sexual intercourse. This usually results in leaves in your trousers.
Where have those two gone?
Probably denning as usual.
Godlike

Supreme being

Potentialy all you ever need

One day, once evolution is fulfilled we will all look this good.
Oh Michael!

Mr Denning with these Roche you are realing spoiling us!
denning by Duke of Dorset November 28, 2005

demanning 

The act of being made less of a man by the removal of the testicals
If any guys drink my gin, i'm demanning them!
demanning by Mighty Min December 18, 2008