n. A mental afflcition characterized by a patient with so many deals pending that he or she sporadically confuses terms from one deal with terms another deal.
Kim: Holy bananans! We forgot to wire the deposit for the McClaren deal, and its due in 5 minutes!

Pam: Kim, wrong deal! That deposit was for the Gomez deal. Plus, the McLaren deal will never close.

Kim: Of course. Sorry, my dealexia is flaring up again.
by ZorroT July 21, 2011

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