When she’s blowing you, you cum in her mouth pop the cum balloon cheeks and it shoots out her nose. (Making it hard to speak and breath) Then, you take the nose cum and jam it in her ears!
Cheryl was blowing me so hard I accidentally gave her the deaf mute, by jamming the cum into her ears!
by Pissedoffeveryday February 5, 2023
When you are taking a piss while simultaneously attempting to carry on a conversation with someone outside the general vicinity of the bathroom and the noise of your urinary stream making contact with the toilet water muffles the noise of the out-of-bathroom correspondent's dialogue.
Man taking piss's friend - "Hey Mike, get out here. This football game is turning into a real barn burner."
Man taking piss - "I'm stream deaf bro! I cant hear you!"
Man taking piss - "I'm stream deaf bro! I cant hear you!"
by BK347 October 28, 2010
You know it's an ear rape of a song when it starts with the words: "I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out." Eminem claim's its his alter ego's fault but like how could anyone make this blunder of a song. "I can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana." FUCKING BORNANA???? We know he can do better than this. I know Eminem was calling out to gen z and all but this bad of a song cannot be expected from Eminem. The lyric video was tolerable but the music is basically a 5 minute intro to a song that never starts. THE BEATS NEVER KICK IN.
How do you legally kill a person?
Make him listen to Tone Deaf by Eminem.
"I can't understand a word you say"
"This way I think I prefer to stay"
Make him listen to Tone Deaf by Eminem.
"I can't understand a word you say"
"This way I think I prefer to stay"
by Aaditya Kaushik's secret lover April 23, 2022