Deadnando

A wanderer of the desert. Most likely clad in tie. The majestic Deadnando survives on a diet of peyote and Grateful Dead vinyl. Do not try to tame him, for he will conquer you.

I was out in the desert jamming the Dead when all of a sudden I was attacked by Deadnando wearing nothing but tie-dye undies.

Deadnando by JenkemTheCat April 18, 2020

deadandy 

1) To use a {nonexistent person/person you don't actually know who suffered misfortune/dead person you don't actually know} to seek attention from others.

2) creating non-existent drama/misfortune in your own life to seek attention.

3) bringing up the same personal topic over and over again throughout daily conversations.

Examples of use:
1) "Don't go getting all deadandy on me now."

2) "Jill is such a DeadAndy with her fake illnesses."

3) "Talking about my boyfriend is my deadandy."

deadandy by Managing Time April 21, 2008

Headlands School 

A place where rapists/sexual offenders/teachers gather.

Man 1 : Did you go to Headlands school?

Man 2 : Yes

Man 1: Did you get raped?

Man 2 : Yeah.

Headlands School by Blottie April 12, 2011

deadants

after taking a shit leave un-wiped for several hours, if done correctly, the shit left on your asshole should be rock hard. Find a victim (preferably asleep), squat over his face with your pants and jocks down, rapidly scratch your asshole and you should see small brown flakes of shit fall on the victims face. Then resulting in the victims face covered in deadants.

"at my friends sleepover party, I forgot to buy him a present so I left him a pile of deadants on his forehead".

deadants by Tom Mc Carthy August 1, 2012

deadmans blue balls 

When a man dies from overdosing on viagra and continues to have an erection after death.

Dude, Grandpa Joe had to have the casket left open because he has deadmans blue balls!!!

deadmans blue balls by Mandy && Tyler May 1, 2006

deadhand

The username of someone that is frustrated that the most popular definition is about whacking off.

deadhand wishes he chose a different username, but he can't go back now.

deadhand by deadhand October 2, 2018

deadpansexual

When someone is attracted to another's deadpan charm.

After years of battling inner demons I finally told my parents that I am deadpansexual. When a girl uses that cold tone I get rock hard.

deadpansexual by Runaway Moose November 14, 2019