(n.) A car, usually a muscle or vintage car, that has been stanced, or lowered, to the extent that the chassis is too close to the ground to see under it. These vehicles are known as dead sleds due to their tendency to break apart and die on any but the flattest, smoothest roads.
Marty thought his dead sled was pretty cool until he bottomed it out going over a speed bump.
by Heavy Pootis Guy February 28, 2014
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raping and then shooting a woman in the head on a flight of stairs and then sticking your dick in her gun shot wound and riding her dead corpse down the stairs like a sled. her on bottom of course.
dude i 69 dead sled your mom last night!
by new thought July 15, 2008
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