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daykation 

A day in which the individual spends the majority of his day outdoors with a minimum of two hours exercise. Indoor activities are avoided as much as possible. Primary focus for the day is on increasing ones personal space, and fitness. Including other people in this activity is encouraged as our society is dangerously sedentary, being coaxed into the use of mood medications and getting commands and canned information from TV, movies and computer screens.
Hey, turn off your computer and let’s go for a daykation in the woods and hike on those trails by the river.

Maria got bored going to the movies every weekend and finally started having really fun daykations on Sundays jogging with her friends and their dogs at the beach.
daykation by Dr Willy September 8, 2009
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eternal darnation 

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "eternal damnation", which means you'll go to Hell and be poked at with hot pitchforks wielded by Satan and his minions for ever and ever.
I didn't worship Gosh, so now I'm going to go to Heck and receive eternal darnation!
eternal darnation by Telephony July 13, 2014

Daybation 

The act of masturbating during the day light hours
Friend 1: It's because you touch yourself at night
Friend 2: Nah that cannot be it, I practice daybation
Daybation by Weedy McRobeson May 12, 2011
A day trip. A day long vacation. Most daycations take place in amusement parks, or sometimes the beach.
Pete: Why weren't you at work yesterday?

Bill: Oh, the girlfriend and I took a daycation to six flags.
daycation by bobmcd123 August 28, 2007

dankatron 

an expression used to denote exactly how dank a situation really is
Me: Yo B-fawlz I got them shrooms you wanted
Brendan: Dankatron!
dankatron by ginseng March 3, 2008

dalmation 

commonly misspelled form of Dalmatian, a cute black/liver/lemon spotted dog
It's not spelled DalmatiOn, but DalmatiAn
dalmation by Samily Redneck December 23, 2008
The eternal dooming of a man's soul to the infinite tortures of hell.

See damned.
-The greatest, most intelligent trick the devil has ever pulled is making us believe that he doesn't exist...