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Daybation 

The act of masturbating during the day light hours
Friend 1: It's because you touch yourself at night
Friend 2: Nah that cannot be it, I practice daybation
Daybation by Weedy McRobeson May 12, 2011
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1. (n)The rare occurrence of ejaculation exhaustion. Occurs due to furious masturbation or fornication, whereas there is no remaining sperm or seminal fluids due to previous recent expulsion. An honorable achievement in adolescence. (v) drybagged, (adv) drybagging
"Sorry I couldn't sell any bonds today, I got wicked drybag from Slammin my Sammy from all this porn I look at all day."

Drybag by Rocco O April 10, 2008
Most commonley used for Call Of Duty Montages, a Daytage is the word video makers use to describe that they Filmed, Edited, and Rendered the montage in a single day.
Video Title: "Headshot" A COD4 Daytage.
Daytage by Joedidyjoe November 4, 2009
When you do one dab to many
I was so dabaged from doing to many dabs
dabage by mizmae December 11, 2016

Dabbageddon 

When the final last dab is dabbed and the multiverse explodes from grief. No nuclear bunker, no spaceship, no teleporter, and no alternate dimension can save you from this multiverse ending event. You can only dab and hope everyone else does their part. In the event that this event is activated, there is 1 hour until the explosion. However, if you can some how manage to get everyone in the multiverse, unborn babies, animals, and single celled organisms alike to dab the countdown will stop. But let's not let it no get to that point...
HOLY GUACAMOLY I STOP DABBING FOR ONE SECOND AND THE DABBAGEDDON ACTIVATED!! WHAT WILL WE DO!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! FRICK!!!!
Dabbageddon by TheSwagUnicorn January 24, 2019
Drunkenness in the daylight, usually in the early morning.
It's sad, but around my neighborhood some people are constantly on dayrage.
dayrage by darth lehn October 15, 2009