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Day Care Cold 

Day Care ColdOffice colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.
Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.
Day Care Cold by #iamthe53 October 16, 2011

Day Care Center 

Another word for groups on Skype. Usually spammed/used by those who dislike being added to groups.
User 1: NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!

NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!
NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!
NO MORE DAYCARE CENTERS!
User 2: OMG STFU! Leave if you don't like it!
Day Care Center by Auron FFX March 30, 2015

day care brat 

The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who is raised not by loving parents but in a group-oriented place called a Day Care Center. There, the day care brat learns neither discipline nor manners.

Female day care brats, who are usually named Tyler, Tayler, Madison, Foxworthy, or Sheboygan, learn to speak in a loud, whiney, nasal voice, and continue to do this throughout their lives. This is called "being assertive."

Male day care brats are discouraged from exhibiting masculine behavior, which is called aggressive. However, this behavior is expected of the females.

These ill-mannered, shallow, and self-centered people are taught to think in groups, rather than as individuals. The trend continues into the workplace, where bosses raised in Day Care Centers encourage group thinking and group solutions to problems. This, of course, discourages discoveries by independent thinkers, such as Newton, Einstein, and Szilard.
Mofette is a day care brat. Her whiney voice can be heard throughout the mall. Obviously, her soccer mom never looked up her name in a dictionary, but gave it to her because it was trendy.

Day care kenel cough 

Children picking up illness from other children.
Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

Day-Care Pot 

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.
Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

Mexican Day Care

A term used to describe when the popular mexican stereotype; 2 parents, 3-5 kids, comes true. It's very annoying since the parents barely give a fuck what their kids do. Usually the worst at Wal-Mart or inside resturants like Subway. The main reason it is known as "Mexican Daycare" is the large amount of kids you'd expect on a slow day at a daycare clinic.
James: Holy shit i'm so pissed!!!

Walter: What happened dude?

James: There was a freaking Mexican Day Care at Subway again and I could barely hear the clerk over the: "WAAAAA QUE PASO MARIMBA ARIBAA!!!."