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To try, with much energy, to look cool, e.g. sport a fauxhawk, wear tailored Dunhill suits, Belgian Loafers; however to never actually be cool. The sisyphean task of trying to be hip, but never attaining "coolness."
The guy is a Dawson, he just doesn't get it.
by Mr. Dictionay October 05, 2011
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After nearly a decade, finally making it out of the friend zone
Hey man saw you finally won her heart!!!!
Ya man totally pulled a Dawson
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Usually a guy who lies all the fucking time. He'll screw up a relationship with the girl of his dreams for some hoe. Then he realizes that he messed up and tries to get his girl back, only to hurt her again. He thinks he's cool and sexy but really isn't. He's addicted to monsters and does all the dumb shit like weed. But he can be really sweet sometimes and gives great hugs. He'll make the worst mistakes and follows whatever his friends say. Sucks at skateboarding. Says he has a huge dick but really doesn't. Draws amazingly good. Is very emotional at times, usually uses anger. A good friend, and refers to hot girls as his "bestfriend" Usually a big manwhore but when he meets a special girl he will somewhat stay faithful for a while but then hurts the poor girl.
Girl 1: Man, I can't get over Dawson..
Girl 2: Well you need to cause he left you for some hoe! He obviously doesn't realize what he just threw away.
by Fatboi355 May 11, 2011
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A goofy fool who owns a Plymouth neon and thinks hes the shit, always wears the same hat and is 5 feet tall
Dawson-I just got another neon
Guy-Get the fuck out before i curb stomp you
by thetrueteller7897 June 10, 2011
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A Dawson is an event that was worthy of the serie Dawson's Creek. Love triangle, cheating etc... involves people being really pissed and a lot of drama.
Guy 1 - Why do you always do Dawsons at parties?
Guy 2 - I had no other choice, his girlfriend was really into me.
by diab0li November 26, 2011
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The biggest fucking douchebag in the world. His dick is about the size of a tic- tac and likes to be referred to as Master. His ego is through the roof along with his horrible anger problems. He sometimes seems to think that if anyone has it better then him, they don't deserve it.He treats his girlfriend like a dog in a cage and claims that he's protecting her. He's a giant racist, manipulative douche nipple.
You- Hey guess what!
Me- Hmm?
You- I started dating a black guy!

Me- Good! Just don't let Dawson find out or he'll call you a bunch of horrid names
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v. to consume alot of alcohol and jizz your pants while grinding with someone at a party or social event
Guy 1: dude why'd u stop grinding with her she was hot?

Guy 2: i dont know she just stopped and slapped me

Guy 1: (examining guy1's pants) Holy shit dude did you dawson?
by mtpirko December 27, 2009
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