An unfortunate congenital disease that affects 1 in 50,000 newborn girls.

Keighley Perkins Syndrome, or KPS is a genetic abnormality that causes several disorders. These include: extremely heavy monobrow, mild retardation, the writing of atrocious poetry and an ironic predisposition towards hating other people who are different. It is often caused by incest in the family.

Although there is no know cure, many people have volunteered euthanasia in extreme cases, more as a relief for friends and relatives of sufferers of the condition than the sufferer themselves.

There have been no know casualties or deaths from KPS, yet over 20 non sufferers have commited suicide and almost 500 have suffered fatal brain hemorrhages after listening to poetry written by a KPS victim.

An unnecessary (and usually terrible) continuation of a story that really should've ended in a previous book.

The depression during the period after a fanatic of the Twilight saga finishes the final book, Breaking Dawn. Is characterized by a sense of sadness and anger that there is no more Edward Cullen to be had.

The layers of fat you see on the back of a woman.

Heebe gebees are symptomatic of RLS or Restless Legs Syndrome where any part of the legs may be affected by the sensation of ants crawling up and down under the skin and making it impossible to sit or lie still. With heebe geebees you can't remain still, so intense is the irritation. About 9% of the population has heebe geebees and there is no cure for this affliction at present. Although you may get an attack of heebee geebees during the daytime the affliction generally asserts itself at night when you go to bed.

Identical to Down's syndrome, except the person is also morbidly obese and Catholic.