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1. One who prnounces David Hasselhoff as God.
2. A follower of The Hoff.
1. Davidian: "Oh praise be to David for this blessed day!"
2. Dude: "Wanna go to youth group with me tonight?"
Davidian: "Are you joking!?! His Hoffness is on TV!"
by Andy Orem April 09, 2009