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Dashboard Special 

(Noun) The blowjob one receives from another player while in a vehicle in GTA; the RP version of the IRL sexual act called road head .

Made famous by Samantha Jones, Sandy Shores' fiiiiiiinest neighborhood hooker in the DOJRP community by YouTube creator BayAreaBuggs.
-"Hopefully you brought some clean lips for that dashboard special."
-"Oh, always. That's my one and only technique."
Dashboard Special by DixieRekt26 October 18, 2017
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dartboarded

A term to describe the science and action of getting excessively inebriated beyond the point of coherence.
Mykola did you talk to that girl last night?

nah mate i got totally dartboarded, I couldn't talk without laughing
dartboarded by antoniodomino July 9, 2012

Dartboard Democracy

When the so called intellectuals not elected by the people try to use the supreme court of law to impose their own agenda on the Government and when the supreme court doesn't agree, they use social media as a dartboard and malign the

individual reputation of the judge and the independence of judiciary. The Dartboard Democracy may therefore delay the deliverables by the Government.
India's top lawyer Harish Salve said that a lot of people who are not elected representatives feel that they can impose their will on the government through the courts.

He made the observation while asserting that one can criticise a judgment and even a judge, but attributing motives to them is wrong “’If a judge does not agree with me, he is dishonest’ - This tendency must be curtailed. We owe it to the system. We have let our systems down, Supreme Court is not a Dartboard.” Salve said.
So called intellectual: "The Judge is hand in glove with the Government and has failed to protect the Democracy."
An observer: " Sir, you may be right but before maligning the reputation of the honorable court of law, wait till the end result. Dartboard Democracy is detrimental to the very cause of democracy."

Dashboarded 

This is when you push the eject disc button on your Xbox360, which sends to you the dashboard. The cause of this is when playing any game preferably modern warfare 2 and you get killed in such a stupid way that you rage and dashboard.
"Im Reecey" dashboarded faster than diana.
Dashboarded by Corp Ad. April 6, 2010

Dashboard Elvis 

Term used to describe the stressful act of having excessive demands placed upon you, or being unfairly manipulated, by colleagues or partners, to such an extent that you seem to have lost control of your limbs and are spiralling aimlessly from one task to the next without accomplishing a thing.

Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.
"How did that fucker get the job? He keeps changing his fuckin' mind and now I'm jumpin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."

"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
Dashboard Elvis by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006

DNA Dartboard 

a tattoo on a woman's lower back, tramp stamp
Instead of knocking her up, Jimmy decided to pull out and fire it on her DNA Dartboard

Dashboarding

The act of jumping to the xbox dashboard or turning the xbox off after having a bad round of Call of Duty to save your kill Death ratio.
Someone goes 2 and 15 in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and turns his/her xbox off (Dashboarding) before the game goes back to the pre-game lobby. Therefore eliminating their poor round.
Dashboarding by 3Oh!8 February 4, 2010