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databagel 

A databagel is a packet type specified by RFC-9001-A in conjunction with Cookies.js in order to define the breakfast layer of the Transport Protocol. Databagel is an extension of HTCPCP (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol) as specified in RFC 2324.

It is also noted in DOD 5220.22-M that the only way to permanently delete a databagel is to drag it to your mouth bin.
"This databagel goes best with schmear.class which is only available in coffee script, which is perfectly fine since my HTCPCP-enabled smart coffeepot already supports it."

"I was going to write this in applescript but decided to use databagel instead this morning."
databagel by Hungry Torvalds November 22, 2013
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A place where the wall of pure fiction cracks in one's head and where the addiction of one's world still spreads. A place where people struggles and doesn't matter is there is hope as the madness of the system grows.
Just living in the database. Wow wow.
Database by Databasedatabase October 30, 2013

Personality Database 

The shittest website on the internet. Constant pedophile scandals, constant doxing of the members. The community is terrible at typology too.
I want to die, time to use personality database

client/server database 

A client server database is where you rim another mans asshole with your tongue and then force the full width of your girth in his ass.
google search "client/server database" and look at the first link......you know you want to.......

database error 

The continuation of ruining online forums by a large, inept corporation. By constant and unending database errors rendering the site almost useless.

See Dale'd.
They tried to kill CFOT in the Dale fiasco and it came up short, so now they are trying to run people off with database errors.
database error by darwal8817 March 4, 2009

Personality Database 

Worst typology website ever. Half of the people that go on it are assholes. I’ve actually met more helpful people on Personality Cafe, and they were also a lot more informed. People on Personality Database don’t even have the slightest understanding of Typology whatsoever, even/especially Socionics. When I need help with Socionics I go to Personality Cafe instead because the people there are a lot more informed on the matter.

I have surprisingly not ever met anyone on Personality Database who understood socionics at all.

It’s filled with n00bs and trolls. Most miserable typology website I’ve ever been to. A lot of the members on this website like starting shit with you for no reason. See: troll. And a lot of them seem mentally ill. And the website will act like YOU are the one who is the problem, and is very passive-aggressive.

People on this website are such elitist assholes that they will tell you to delete your account and/or leave the website and go somewhere else. They are also shit-stirrers and will start arguments with you just for the sake of it. I would say don’t even bother with the shithead people of this website; I think that all they will do is feed off you.

Also, the Administrator is very incompetent and oblivious. He doesn’t seem to care about what goes on his website, as long as it has a lot of traffic. Talk about a very lousy community…
Personality Database is just a bunch of nerds and trolls. In my opinion, the website is very unprofessional…The Internet has never been so horrible.

export my database 

To release one's waste into the appropriate bathroom appliance. To have a shit. To "do a dump".
"Marcus, old chap; might you perchance come and check over my source code? For Apache is spitting out a tirade of parse errors!"

- "In a minute, friend. I'm just off to export my database."
export my database by defproc July 11, 2006
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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