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dartmouth college 

Private Ivy League university in chilly Hanover, NH. Dartmouth offers a broad liberal arts education, serving as a feeder school to many prestigious grad schools. Dartmouth tends to attract smart, white, preppy, Conservatives or smart, white, crunchy, outdoorsy kids who just want to go skiing and drink beer. The unique D-Plan is both a bonus and a bummer- while it does let students take terms off to travel and enjoy excellent internships and jobs, people are always coming and going, making it difficult to see your base of friends on a regular basis.

Characterized by fiercely loyal alumni and a powerful Greek system, the Dartmouth undergraduate community is particularly strong- with movies such as "Animal House" based on Dartmouth undergraduate life. Although outdoor sports like skiing and hiking tend to be preferred more than basketball or soccer, Dartmouth students are generally pretty fit.

Notable parts of a Dartmouth education include "X" term (all sophomores are required to spend sophomore summer on campus), the Winter Carnival, Green Key, and the PE requirement. Famous alumni include Dr. Seuss, Robert Frost, Nelson Rockefeller, and Daniel Webster.
"It's a small college sir, but there are those who love it.

-Daniel Webster, class of 1801
dartmouth college by Anita Lim July 15, 2008
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dartmouth 

"The College on the Hill", "Dear Old Dartmouth". Small Ivy league liberal arts college in New Hampshire with a study hard, party harder atmosphere.

Students usually end up rich, crazy or both.

Characterized by attempts at liberalism, punctuated by the realization junior year that you want to be a Wall Street trader, not a Revolutionary.
Dartmouth College is much better school than University of Phoenix-online.
dartmouth by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003

dartmouth high 

A bunch of pussies that think they are better than everyone else, even though they are raging cocksuckers and cant beat Bishop Stang in hockey. They feen on the fact that they beat Stang 48-3 in football in one game.
Wow that kid must go to Dartmouth High cause hes a raging cocksucker!
dartmouth high by Father Doerr March 3, 2014

Dartmouth 

A four-year liberal arts institution in the Ivy League, Dartmouth is known for being the GREATEST F___ING SCHOOL ON EARTH. Despite being the smallest Ivy league school, it owns every other school in the league. And the food's pretty good too.
Dartmouth is awesome.
Dartmouth by Rev. Wheelock November 1, 2006

Dartmouth Caesar 

The official beverage of Halifax, Nova Scotia's (Canada) delinquent, semi retarded, sister city.

The DC differs from a traditional Caesar in that it is a shot, and will make people hate you.

How to make a Dartmouth Caesar:

1. Rim a standard 1 ounce shot glass with celery salt... Read More
2. Fill with 1/2 ounce vodka
3. Place on table/bar/hooker's hip bone.
4. Fill with another 1/2 ounce of ketchup
5. Drink
(After doing a DC) "Ahhhh sh*t! That Dartmouth Caesar tasted like an 80 proof abortion"

Dartmouth Dirt Stroke 

Shitting in your hand and using it as lubrication for masturbation.
Brett left a steamy mess after performing the Dartmouth Dirt Stroke.

Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Town in southeast massachusetts, sandwiched between fall river and new bedford. The area is mostly known for over emphasizing the importance of high school basketball and football. Most of the best players are idolized and turned into local celebrities and then never amount to much in the rest of their lives. On the other hand, they have a great music department, and a beautiful harbor and many beautiful beaches. In the north side of town there are housing projects, a mall, and a very commercialized district that stretches a few miles.
ex: A: "Dartmouth, Massachusetts? Yea, Ryan and Norm used to be so good"
B: "Yea, I know. What are they doing now?"
A: "Who cares. Probably nothing."