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darth vader 

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.
I wish he was MY dad.
darth vader by bigtones October 5, 2004

Pink Darth Vader 

The human male's generative organ. This modern term for the penis is due to the tool in question's marked resemblance to the principal miscreant in the Star Wars movies of the late seventies and early eighties. Except pink.
Han Solo wrestling with the Pink Darth Vader is an extremely well constructed euphemistic term for male masturbation.

darth vader 

a sexual act in which a man holds a woman up against a wall by the throat and has rigorous sexual intercourse with her while repeatedly asking where the rebel base is.
girl: I like it rough

guy: Well hell if you like it rough im gonna go darth vader on you later.
darth vader by Mac Breezy April 13, 2008

darth vader 

The dark side is awsome, we got Darth Vader, bitch.

Darth Vader 

The most bad-ass Star Wars character. Once he was a snotty stuck-up brat named Anakin Skywalker (or at least, he was such when he grew up), but after he fell to his doom in molten lava, a kick-ass black suit was made that could preserve his body. Now as the master of the Force, he can choke people using telekinesis, and like Yoda, get all the hoes.
"I didn't raise my son to be a wimp!"
-Darth Vader, after hearing Luke cry
Darth Vader by Dave January 6, 2005

darth vader head part 

The tip of your dick, so named because a kid on yahoo answers thinks that it looks like darth vader's helmet.
Im 14. when i masturbate like after i ejaculate it starts hurt. like the darth vader head part. plz explain?

anyway the shaft, the part that looks like darth vaders helmet on the end of ur dick gets sensitive and it hurts to keep going on then my stomach starts to hurt. explain