Darknar 

The term Darknar refers to an act or person of below average intelligence.
Any act or person who performs an act, of great stupidity and incompetance may be referred to as being 'a Darknar', "to do a Darknar' or 'Darknar like' or doing it 'the Darknar way'.

This is an obscure term only used by a secretive subculture of people. For further information contact Darknar and ask him for details while slapping him with a wet fish.

Person A: "Haha that guy just lost a BS on a level 1 mission"

Person B: "Lol he did a Darknar hey?"

Darknar by Jaykar August 24, 2006

the darknar way 

"The Darknar Way" also known as "the wrong way" or "the stupid way".
Following in the grand traditions of Darknar and his methods, doing something "The Darknar Way" is essentially to do something either...

- a stupid and ineffectual way
- an overcomplicated and silly way
- a stupid and long winded way
- in a pointless way
- in a insane and unique way.

Person A: "I'm going to call in at Berlin on my way to visit the neighbours"
Person B: "Oh your going to visit them the 'the Darknar way'?"

the darknar way by Jaykar August 25, 2006

darkarthibald

Someone who has a penis that is larger than the rest of their body.

"Whoa, that guy's package is bigger than a fucking horse."

"You mean Darkarthibald?"

darkarthibald by Hugh G. Rek-Chun November 30, 2011

Darkwarden 

Someone who keeps the darkness away from the people of Pylos.

He is a hero to Pylos! a true Darkwarden!

Darkwarden by Pylos January 24, 2020

Darktard 

A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.

See also: speed bump.

Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"

Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"

Burner 1: "No."

Burner 2: "What a darktard."

Darktard by Pornj Julius April 30, 2011

Darnarino 

When something so bad happens and there are just no swear words to define the situation

Joe realized his mum had washed his cumsock and shouted darnarino

Darnarino by TashaTheTitFlasher July 14, 2016

Darkward 

A dark Edward Cullen (based on the character from the Twilight Saga books). It is used primarily in Twilight fan fiction to describe a bad boy version of Edward Cullen.

I love Darkward! I just want to grab him by the hair and kiss him like crazy! Wide Awake

Darkward is the man of my dreams. Wide Awake

Darkward by Willow London May 29, 2009