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DarkMinion 

DarkMinion (DarkMinion@USEast) (DarkMinionvL) (Mike) (Mikey)
Super 1337 programmer who hates stupid people but likes Tequila (Sexual Wink Wink Wink)

Has problems getting laid but can get booty from Mando ~

What's up Mike?

Hiez?

Kor PoWa?
<Zonker>: Eew, its DoucheMan
<Tequila>: DM DM DM DM DM DM <3!!!!!!!!!
<Fire>: DM DM DM
<Suicidal>: afk until dm is gone
<Dave>: anyways
<Skywing>: You suck at programming.
<Yoni>: Haha
<Pony>: ownt
<Trigga>: wait dm, let me blaze this roach and we'll baal
DarkMinion by Tequila November 12, 2004
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dark minion memes

One of the fucking scariest and also somehow, the most funny things in the world. They make you think about life and how it has gone to shit.
Kid: I just saw some dark minion memes today!
Other Kid: What did it say?
Kid: Exercise? I thought you said kidnap 37 children and hold them hostage in my basement for $700,000!
dark minion memes by Doofus123 February 17, 2022
Related Words

darkmonien 

A Sentence To Say You're Not Beautiful You're Gay Motherfucker!
Person 1 : your a darkmonien
person 2 : no your gay
person 1 : fue fue baba wue wue
darkmonien by Big Hot Dark Monien February 1, 2021
its a word to say when you get overwhelmed, it doesn't mean anything so you can use it anyway you want
collin: DAMINION! DAMINION! DAMINION!
tommy: wtf is a DAMINION!
daminion by @ItsCTM_25 on insta December 3, 2021

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026