A plump, rather stout young goblin who feeds on the emptied cobs of corn after picnics, much like a squirrel. He wangsterbates furiously at times and is said to have a pen0r that is only 2 inches long.
Oh no, DarkCrono is trying to steal our corn cobs! Don't let him jizz on it! RMDB!
by SSB February 13, 2005
The nost pimpinest mother fucker on the net. Also goes by DC for short.
Oh shit, it's DarkCrono!
by DarkCrono February 11, 2005