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Darwazics 

Dar-waz-icks (n.)

The study of physics as interpreted by a mysterious, borderline insane teacher, somehow integrating American history with the theories of physics.
Joe: (His 1st day) Hey dude how come Darwazeh is lecturing on the bombing of Pearl Harbor? Is this going to be on the test?
Jack: (waking up) Wha? Oh yeah he does that...it won't be on the test so don't worry.
Joe: So aren't we supposed to learn Newton's Laws or something?
Jack: Maybe. This isn't physics like it says on you transcript, it's DARWAZICS.
Darwazics by fizzik55 April 9, 2010
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Darkwave 

An obscure and melancholic genre, born from new wave and post-punk. Often associated with gothic subculture.
Lycia, Miranda Sex Garden and Sopor Aeternus are darkwave.
Darkwave by Lyej June 23, 2013

Darkwarden 

Someone who keeps the darkness away from the people of Pylos.
He is a hero to Pylos! a true Darkwarden!
Darkwarden by Pylos January 24, 2020

darkwatch 

(v) Also known as a "black check", this is the action one performs when a black joke is on the verbal horizon of their tongue. This action can range from motions as minimal as turning one's head around, to searching the entire area thoroughly; leaving no stone unturned. It is commonly known that black people generally use pottery as a hiding spot, so one should thoroughly search through that ficus to the very last spec of soil. If one's friend forgets the darkwatch, it is mandatory that said friend shouts "darkwatch", regardless of environment, privacy, or number of obvious black people in proximity.
Ted: "Okay, so a black guy walks into a bar..."
Dave: "Wait! Darkwatch!"
Ted: *looks around the room* "Okay, so a black guy walks into..."
Ted was then shot by an assault rifle wielding black man hiding in a vase across the street at the pottery barn.
darkwatch by Nick Lowers May 18, 2009
A Dargas is an extremely non-lethal machine that usually gets eaten by T-rex's. They can usually be identified by their ridiculous hacking skills.
"Hey look its a Dargas, hes just been eaten by a T-rex again!"
Dargas by Hodordestroyer666 September 26, 2013

Darkward 

A dark Edward Cullen (based on the character from the Twilight Saga books). It is used primarily in Twilight fan fiction to describe a bad boy version of Edward Cullen.
I love Darkward! I just want to grab him by the hair and kiss him like crazy! Wide Awake

Darkward is the man of my dreams. Wide Awake
Darkward by Willow London May 29, 2009

Darkwatch 

Halo with a vampire. The controls are exactly the same, the guns are strikingly similar, there are 10 different sensitivity levels, 4 difficulty levels: easy, normal, hard and absurdly difficult. You can hold only 2 weapons, there is a female voice in your head during single player, like Cortana. You can exploit multiplayer maps with the vampire jump to get to places you should normally get to, just like halo grenade jumping. The campaign is linear and usually very simple to figure out what to do or where to go next. You have a shield that lets you tank damage before hiding and recovering. You have a 2x zoom for your right thumbstick, or R3 for PS2. All in all however, it's a very good game in the same fashion Counterstrike is a good game.
Counterstrike is to half-life as Darkwatch is to Halo. However Darkwatch is not a mod, it's basically the same game.
Darkwatch by Obi Cotton Picker March 31, 2009