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one who dances alot.
this name comes from the latin word tessa.
this person usually dances to the moon.

usually parents who are dancers name their kid dansen.
they usually are prostitutes, from practicing to spread their legs in dance class.

Nick: yo dansen is so good at spreading her legs
Jake: yah, i got her drunk on friday. she gave me a lapp dance
tessa: sweet! lemme join, 3SOME!!!!!
jake: tessa, no. im too busy being a faker.
Nick: tessa, stop trying to get in my pants
dansen by Nick1000 January 25, 2009
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svoren dansen 

A dance involving jelly legs and god like movement in the body i conjuction with nearly every song known to mankind.
Damn, look at the dancing of the svor. It's the Svoren dansen
svoren dansen by perdun December 14, 2013
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Danse Macabre Community

The Danse Macabre Community, is almost like cult. If you are a part of this community, your favourite movie must be Corps de bride, and Coraline. Danse Macabre means dance of the dead, so if you are part of the Danse Macabre community, there will be a lot of dancing around the cemetary with the ones who have passed. To join this community, you must be able to sing Gdzie Jest Biały Węgorz (Zejście) , or you can just be a polish cow. To join this community, you have to email us on mayahee68@gmail.com we will always be online!! This community is a safe place for all.
"I love being a part of the danse macabre community!"
"What is danse macabre community?"
"It is a safe place for anyone who likes to danse around a grave yard."
A statement made out of the blue about something that has absolutley no bearing on the current topic; and is usually quite random and odd.
Especially applicable when the statment is made by someone from NoCal.
We were discussing football and Jason went off on a dangent about his polar bear pajamas.
dangent by TheList December 16, 2008

danending 

Danending is the phrase always said by a Danish person when they're losing a debate. Often followed after a long dansplanation. It's always same sentence. It can be said in both English and Danish. "If you don't like ___, then leave." or "Hvis du ikke kan lide _____, så gør væk!"
Dane: "We're not having this discussion anymore it's making me tired."
Non-Dane: "What? you mad cause I just pointed out how the Danish Health care system isn't free?"
Dane: "Well if you don't like Danish Health care system, then LEAVE!!!"

Danending is ALWAYS followed by the Dane stomping away like a 3 year old.
danending by @wwwdotwwwdotcom October 3, 2012
When you are too high to show up to school or work because you took dabs (highly concentrated THC wax heated and used with a glass nail or a skillet)
Ben: Wow, that was a fat dab, I think I'm too posted to go to school now.

Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.

Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.

Evan : I'm hungry.
dabsent by scoobysnax September 3, 2012

dansyndrome 

an awful disease where a man gets very hot women but they tend to be too stupid to talk to. Its very sad for the infected but it is great for the kids friends because they have someone new to jerk to
Wow daniel's girl lizzy is sexy. Shes probably stupid though, daniel has dansyndrome
dansyndrome by moviegoer1239 December 6, 2010
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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