Any car that hits the ditch after a night of heavy drinking and excessive partying. Bonus points if you have a bong strapped in the backseat. Please note that it’s never the drivers fault no matter how inebriated they may seem. “It just drove itself into the ditch I swear! It’s that damn steering wheel!”
Person 1: “Hey, did you see that Danmobile crashed at the side of the highway?”
Person 2: “yeah, I think it was coming from Kelly’s party.”
Person 2: “yeah, I think it was coming from Kelly’s party.”
by Goddamn_definitionz April 14, 2021